Scoop’s Views
http://blog.scoop0901.net
Brash, abrasive, and shoots from
the hip. Yep, that describes me.

A woman’s perfect morning

Posted by Dave Jackson (Scoop0901) on Wednesday, December 20, 2006 @ 2:22 pm In Email, Friends, Humor, Life, and Women | No Comments

A friend just sent this to me in email, assuring me that if a woman had a morning like this, it could possibly rank right up there with winning the Irish Sweepstakes. Is the Irish Sweepstakes still done, does anyone know?

Woman’s perfect breakfast

She’s sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
Her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

Tell-A-Friend
  1. (required)
  2. (valid email required)
  3. (required)
  4. (valid email required)
  5. Anti-SPAMbot Challenge
  6. Please enter the letters, numbers, and characters shown below. This is a case-sensitive field, so any CAPITAL letters must be entered as a capital letter
  7. [1] Captcha
  8. Anti-LOGICbot Challenge
  9. Please answer the displayed question to verify you're a human
  11. By using the Tell-A-Friend feature on this site, I certify I am not attempting to SPAM anyone; that I am not using this service to stalk, harass, violate any Orders of Protection, or other court-ordered restraints from abuse or harassment; that I am not attempting to abuse this service, nor attempting to create a denial-of-service, or any other malicious or unwanted events from the perspective of others. I understand the Tell-A-Friend feature is bound by this site's Terms of Service, as well as other policies, published or non-published, and that any abuse may result in criminal or civil prosecution.
 

[2] cforms contact form by delicious:days

Technorati tags: [3] women, [4] woman, [5] fantasy, [6] perfect morning, [7] gourmet coffee, [8] Wheaties box, [9] Business Week, [10] Playgirl, [11] boyfriend, [12] husband, [13] milk carton

Article printed from Scoop’s Views: http://blog.scoop0901.net

URL to article: http://blog.scoop0901.net/humor/a-womans-perfect-morning/

URLs in this post:
[1] Image: http://blog.scoop0901.netjavascript:reset_captcha(
[2] cforms contact form by delicious:days: http://www.deliciousdays.com/cforms-plugin
[3] women: http://technorati.com/tags/women
[4] woman: http://technorati.com/tags/woman
[5] fantasy: http://technorati.com/tags/fantasy
[6] perfect morning: http://technorati.com/tags/perfect%20morning
[7] gourmet coffee: http://technorati.com/tags/gourmet%20coffee
[8] Wheaties box: http://technorati.com/tags/Wheaties%20box
[9] Business Week: http://technorati.com/tags/Business%20Week
[10] Playgirl: http://technorati.com/tags/Playgirl
[11] boyfriend: http://technorati.com/tags/boyfriend
[12] husband: http://technorati.com/tags/husband
[13] milk carton: http://technorati.com/tags/milk%20carton

Copyright 2004-2008 by Dave Jackson (Scoop0901). All rights reserved.