Scoop’s Views

Slipping $1 in a bra on TV

For the guys out there: Did you ever see a really cute TV reporter and think, “Wow! There’s a gal I’d love to see in a strip club!” Well, I haven’t, but this video I stumbled across got me thinking about a friend who was talking with me about a local female TV reporter he would “like to do.”

I told him, “Well, if she’s single, why not find out if she’s available, see if she’s interested in you, maybe date, and one day, if you’re lucky, marry her.”

Well, he was having none of that. She lived on, maybe still does live on, as a fantasy of his. Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Instead of chasing someone who appears to be a quality woman, he would rather go to a strip club, offering up $1 bills and $5 bills in bras and G-strings to the dancers.

In this video below, Lisa Evers, a reporter for Fox News 5 in New York City, fights off a drunk at some festival. He must have thought she was a good-looking female TV reporter who would respond to his feeble attempts at placing a dollar bill inside her bra.

If she were a woman that graduated from my school of thought, she would have bashed the sap over the head with her microphone, not stopping until he was on the ground begging for mercy. Oh, wait! He may have enjoyed that!

When you’re done watching that, be sure to read the joking banter on MSNBC’s site, in a transcript from the Sept. 22, 2006 Tucker Carlson show, which I found doing a Google search. The comments about Lisa are about half-way down the Tucker Carlson page. Just do a FIND (Ctrl-F) and type in Lisa Evers.

See, Carlson revealed one thing about Lisa Evers that most people don’t know about her, especially the poor sad who tried worming his fingers and his crumpled up $1 bill, into her bra. She had prior experience dealing with people like him: she had, at one point, been married to Curtis Sliwa, head of the Guardian Angels.