Jesus, Mary, and Joseph all tagged with GPS

December 23, 2007 · Filed Under Crime, Government, Legal, News, Online, People, Religion, and Society · Comment 

If you’re a thief in Bal Harbour, Florida, you may want to give second thoughts to that stealing habit, as the cops may be able to track your every step without you knowing it. For some, such as the Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, the Holy family in Christian circles, at least, they are getting tagged with GPS trackers to protect themselves.

Yes, that’s right: Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, the family known throughout at least 2,000 years of history as being the Earthly family, as well as the infant babe, born supposedly on Christmas morning, the Son of God, or at least their likenesses, were stolen from a display in the city’s Founder’s Circle, and the fact that the figures were bolted down seemingly did nothing to impede the crooks.

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