Scoop’s Views

Here’s a non-partisan joke going around in email. It’s hilarious, can be enjoyed by both parties, and it may be politically correct. If it isn’t, don’t complain to me because I don’t care.

While walking down the street one day a U.S. senator is hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter who’s standing at the Pearly Gates.

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I browsed the Evoca.com site a little before coming across a member using the moniker, aka Monty, who had a recording called, “The Daily Bitch,” which made me stop in my tracks. The first thought that came to my mind was: “My ex-wife has finally learned to use her computer?” Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s not something very nice to say, but it’s the truth. Besides, she told me in an email that she is not just a bitch, rather she told me she is the Queen Bitch. Who can argue with that?

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