You better keep that day job!

November 29, 2006 · Filed Under Business, Computers, Friends, Internet, People, and Technology 

Here’s one for the Sing-only-in-the-shower-when-no-one-else-is-around file.

A friend sent me an email, telling me about Evoca.com, a site where you can sign up for free membership, call in to a specific telephone number, and have your voice recorded for use as a podcast, or just for fun and stupidity.

I browsed the Evoca.com site a little before coming across a member using the moniker, akaMonty, who had a recording called, "The Daily Bitch," which made me stop in my tracks. The first thought that came to my mind was: "My ex-wife has finally learned to use her computer?" Yeah, yeah, I know. It’s not something very nice to say, but it’s the truth. Besides, she told me in an email that she is not just a bitch, rather she told me she is the Queen Bitch. Who can argue with that?

So, here I am, looking over the selection of three buttons on akaMonty’s profile to click. Which one do I dare choose to listen to, and do I want to listen to any of them? Well, I was brave. I clicked the one called, "Webmiztris Jingle." I hope akaMonty knows that being a "Webmiztris" involves more than making a phone call, recording your voice on a glorified answering machine, and typing in a few comments at Evoca.com.

Anyway, here’s one of her major singing debuts, brought to the world via Evoca.com and its expensive servers. Enjoy. Okay, deal with it.

Evoca.com: another name for a Web site proving yet again that if you put one million monkeys in front of one million typewriters they will not write all of Shakespeare’s works.

Hell, taking it even one step further, Evoca.com is a site that’s demonstrating that Madonna, Eminem, and even Whitney Houston still have job security thanks to the brave souls touting their voices on the Internet.

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